Lets Get Ready
As I sit at my desk trying to form an intelligent thought the words keep
ringing in my ears...
"Who's the Leader of them all.....".
My days as an understudy Mouseketeer were still lurking in the back of
my mind, resonating in the darkness. "Come on Reade just this once...I'll
make you a star. Come on Reade put on the Fairy Costume and make all of
my dreams come true, come on Reade, ride me like a pony..."
Sigh. I am not proud of that time of my life. I had given in to his strange
Rodent desires in order to further my career, but then he tried to convince
"do" the Duck as a favour, and then it was Baloo who wasn't
getting any action. Soon I was set up in a suite in Cinderella's castle
and half of the toons had keys to the door. I still remember the day,
the day I was set free. I had climbed into the shower and was frantically
trying to wash the cream pie off, scrubbing and scrubbing because I felt
so dirty, when a knock came on the door. Knowing it couldn't be one of
my "Mickeys" I ran to it and peered out through the peephole.
There he was, my saviour...Melvin Frohike. He told me that he had heard
about the Mouse and his little harem. He told me he knew why the Toons
thought that it was the "happiest" place on earth. He told me
that he liked my style. He offered me
sanctuary. The only condition was that I kept Raine, the woman he loved
safe from her ex-lover Goofy. I vowed to lay down my life for her, and
Frohike and the Boys spirited me away to freedom.
I started a new life for myself, only occasionally alluding to my past.
But the time has come and I knew it would. I have to keep my vow to Fro,
even if it means going back, even if I have to see "them" again.
I will try and let you know how it turns out. I may be older and wiser
but I know there is only one way to get the information from that Mouse,
and it involves positions and appliances that I'd rather not discuss.
And the cheese, oh god the stench of cheese....
Raine, please remember that Fro is there for you. Goofy is part of an
evil government conspiracy...oh wait that's not him...Goofy is part of
a plot to create a half human/half toon hybrid. We can't let it happen,
they would be unstoppable. They'd pass for human in society but they couldn't
be killed. A steam roller would run them over...they puff back up. Shoot
them and they'd leak. AND FOR GOD'S SAKES THE ANVILS....
I am doing this for you. And Fro. Say a prayer for me, and keep my
Jell-O tub cool...
PS Maria, you sound like you could use a lift...please keep Walter entertained
until I return.....